Have You Ever...?

Have you ever been so utterly infatuated with someone that your first waking thought is missing that person, and your last thought before falling asleep  is missing that person? 

Have you ever been so overly consumed by the thought of someone that between your first and final thoughts of the day have everything to do with that person?

Have you ever done something so completely spontaneously  crazy having that person in mind?

Have you ever thought that nothing else matters, as long as you are around that person?

Have you ever thought anything like that?

If you have... you should run... in the opposite direction... as fast as you can. 

It's a disease. Not sure how its contracted...But I think it starts with the eyes...and I'm sure the cure lies somewhere in chemistry.

The disease is called: Phaullin innluff.

I had it when I was younger, and has been in remission for quite a few years now. There have been times where there was a flare up or two, but never full blown Phaullin innluff.

The best I can tell from my own experiences is that the opposite sex seems to be a carrier of the ailment, and when I sense a woman (in my case) may be a carrier I do exactly as I suggested before: run in the opposite direction as fast as I can!

If you are aware of these things you just may survive. And hope beyond hope that as you are running away that the carrier doesn't chase after you and infect you.

Once infected your life will be over. Phaullin innluff takes no prisoners.  

Just sayin'...